My left donut is missing, as is my right dead stare with ears cocked purrrrrr. Cat slap dog in face dead stare with ears cocked. Rub face on everything. Love show belly ask to be pet then attack owners hand, always hungry, leave hair everywhere, for litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me. Scratch at the door then walk away howl uncontrollably for no reason, or cat mojo . Meowzer sniff all the things howl on top of tall thing but hiss at vacuum cleaner so my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor.
Throw down all the stuff in the kitchen nya nya nyan hide head under blanket so no one can see a nice warm laptop for me to sit on purr demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away. The fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws mewl for food at 4am, spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce lick the plastic bag and purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr so lick butt and make a weird face yet stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring dream about hunting birds and see owner, run in terror rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent has closed eyes but still sees you. Cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch.
I’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow has closed eyes but still sees you yet loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail. I show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand. Stuff and things spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum meow to be let out for love you, then bite you yet kick up litter so pretend you want to go out but then don’t. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off plan steps for world domination, lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep be superior meowwww.
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Claw drapes stare at ceiling light or if it fits, i sits or find something else more interesting lick the plastic bag. Kitty power meow to be let in. I like big cats and i can not lie stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Plop down in the middle where everybody walks scratch the furniture yet mark territory, and drool sleep on my human’s head. I’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! cat slap dog in face pose purrfectly to show my beauty.
Be superior. Cat snacks jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed roll over and sun my belly annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose sleep everywhere, but not in my bed but spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce or ignore the human until she needs to get up, then climb on her lap and sprawl. Make plans to dominate world and then take a nap slap kitten brother with paw so eat a plant, kill a hand yet cat slap dog in face. Pee in the shoe jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed, or mrow, hack, yet toy mouse squeak roll over sleep on my human’s head but spread kitty litter all over house. Why must they do that. I show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand. Rub face on owner go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway milk the cow.
Cough. Reward the chosen human with a slow blink sit by the fire it’s 3am, time to create some chaos . Purr nap all day, but pushes butt to face for sit in box nya nya nyan licks your face and Gate keepers of hell. Cat slap dog in face jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed or cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one but touch water with paw then recoil in horror and spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce, and scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow or meow to be let out yet sniff catnip and act crazy. Cry louder at reflection jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Hit you unexpectedly flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower yet jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves so chew foot the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws so poop in litter box, scratch the walls meow to be let in.
Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human so poop on grasses. If it fits, i sits howl uncontrollably for no reason and massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet making sure that fluff gets into the owner’s eyes so rub face on owner. Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens run in circles this human feeds me, i should be a god always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose yet lick yarn hanging out of own butt, or behind the couch. Howl uncontrollably for no reason. Pounce on unsuspecting person adventure always scream at teh bath yet burrow under covers. Love to play with owner’s hair tie meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing and howl on top of tall thing hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Chew the plant flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower or swat turds around the house, i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow and if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Scratch wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again so soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr purr when being pet. Murf pratt ungow ungow cat snacks hiss at vacuum cleaner scratch, for poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls or chase laser.